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I want Molly back!!! [25.1.2005]

thunderlara
[ mood | pissed off ]

Hey everyone. I'm new here and I know this community hasn't been very busy for a while, but I just thought I'd post something relevant as long as I'm angry.

Oh how I HATE Steve Kloves!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!  )

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[11.11.2004]

lionessvalenti
[ mood | groggy ]

THANK THE LORD! (or whatever Deity of your choice, because they were totally involved too)

This was a group effort. (It would need to be so to pry Kloves' grimy hands off of Harry Potter)

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[3.10.2004]

gottaluvme470
Sry guys just a quick promo! Hope you don't mind!Read more... )
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UnCanon! A Steve Kloves Hatelisting!! [24.9.2004]

hpluver88
[ mood | crappy ]

Go Join Now!

UnCanon! A Steve Kloves Hatelisting

Spread the word my friends!!

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Ugh... [22.9.2004]

rupertgsnum1fan
[ mood | annoyed ]

Well, according to Chris Rankin's blog, he's probably cut from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire which is total poo, because this is where his pissiness starts to really shing, which in turn is important for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix which is important for at least one of the next books, either Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince or Harry Potter and the Seventh Book Mystery Name, am I right?
Stupid Kloves...stupidstupidstupid...he's starting to screw up all the movies! I mean, I know some things need to be taken out and somethings need to be added, but giving all of Ron's lines to Hermione and taking out important characters is just wrong I tell you, wrong!!!

x-posted in: [info]ronsakeeper and by accident in [info]rupertgsnum1fan

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[15.9.2004]
mary_jane89
[ mood | amused ]

Hello everyone! I'm new here and really glad to have found this community. I hate Kloves for the reasons moon_by_night90 gave before:

'1. Ruins Ron's character. Why is Ron there just to laugh, look scared, or make a joke? I swear he did not have a real line from the book the whole POA movie.
2. Hermoine? Since when does she run around Hogwarts with a pink sweatshirt and a freaking ribbon belt on. What happened to her hair? It's not supposed to be tame!'

I think that says it all.

P.S. The text on the Userinfo made me giggle for five whole minutes, thank you for that ^^.

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[12.9.2004]

gottaluvme470
Hey im new and i just agree with all of you! i was so excited about seeing the last movie andthen when i acually saw it i was totally upset! I couldn't believe how much was cut out of the movie and the important parts too. Im just glad i read the book because otherwise that movie would have completly thrown me off. I have some friends that say they liked that way tho i just hated how they cut so much out...could be the new directors fault also... Anyways ill go for now!
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Screensaver [8.9.2004]

rupertgsnum1fan
[ mood | irritated ]

Well, Mugglenet has made a really nice screensaver. It's got a lot of great shots, only one problem...it helps push along the Harry/Hermione ship and not Ron/Hermione...that was one thing that irked me. The other thing was that it totally didn't have any individual shots of Ron, when it had like, 3 or 4 of Hermione (out of 60)...it had 3 or 4 H/Hr shots (again, out of 60) and a few shots with Ron where? In the background. Stupid Kloves! I mean, the screensaver is really cool except it doesn't have any of the aforementioned things. Just letting you all have another reason to keel kloves dead.

KEEL

Introductory Post [8.9.2004]

lionessvalenti
[ mood | okay ]

Hi. I'm new to this community. I love the movie Wonder Boys. It's a fantastic film, it's got a great plot, fantastic writing, so many funny twists and turns, it's an absolute rollar coaster and it's great. This movie was written by Steven Kloves.

And I wonder: Did he use up all of his talent on one movie?

I could make the usual complaints. He's a Ron killer, Hermione Sue-er, and a Remus corrupter. Which, the Remus corrupting is my biggest complaint. Where does this guy get off making up his own version of the canon? All of this Remus was in love with Lily crap. It's one thing for fanfic writers, but this guy is a PROFESSIONAL, and people who haven't read the books are looking at this, and thinking that he's right because it's "in the movie."

Of course, my views on the bridge scene is that Lily was Remus' fag hag, but you know, I like Remus/Sirius. But then again, I'm not a professional, I'm not Jo, I'm a fanfic writer. Hehe.

Anyway, I'm Tracey. I don't like Steve Kloves.

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Hermione or Emma ? [5.9.2004]

_blv
[ mood | annoyed ]

Okay I'm officially dissapointed about Gof and Emma right now. This is not how Hermione should dress. She looks like a ****. Meeeep.

MAJOR MOViE DiSSAPOiNTMENT ??? )

Edit: I'm really not sure is she's dressed as the character or as herself. What do you think ?

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